JUST A SEC MAH FEELS
ER MAH GERD
"before you fall in love with me, let me tell you that I smoke too many cigarettes, and I would rather watch the moon on a saturday night than go out and get drunk at expensive bars with people that don’t give a damn about me. let me tell you that I am yesterday’s paper throw in the garbage, unread. i am not a romantic midnight walk down by the park, or everlasting roses that never wilt. I am not a gracious ocean, but rather a humid, filthy swamp. so before you fall in love with me, run. "
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities